A VERY ROMANTIC STORY

(Get ready for a ride in the land of Romance) 

One extremely cold evening, it was raining, I was the only one in my flat (cuz all my flatmates were out for a meeting), I didn't cook and I couldn't go out to buy food and above all, I was having a very terrible menstrual cramp. I just laid on my bed, groaning in agony, misery, and sorrow😩😩, I was dying. Soon, I heard my phone ring. I gathered the little ATP I had and reached for my phone. It was my friend from the opposite hostel. I tried my best to sound strong but he noticed that I wasn't fine. I explained to him how I was having the worse menstrual pain of my life and I couldn't go out to get my drugs. The next thing I heard was "I'm coming over" 🥺🥺( so romantic)

Soon I heard a knock at my door, as I opened the door before I was my prince charming, drenched in rainwater 🥺🥺🥴. This was the point where I would have just collapsed in his arms to make an even epic scene and then he'll scream "Noooooooooooo!!!" with me in his arms before the gives me the glorious kiss 🥴, but that was all in my head 😁( don't we all just love a dramatic scene🥴😏).

On a more serious note, I thanked him for coming over and he offered to get my drug despite the rain (ohhh, fry me🥴, I'm your dodo). I kept repeating "FELVIN" to him until I couldn't see him again.

After he left, I wondered why he didn't just call to get the name of the drug (maybe he also played my romantic scene in his head 🤷‍♀️).

There I was, a beautiful maiden lying in bed, waiting for her prince charming. I really endured the pain, but the thought of someone bringing my drugs with a sprinkle of romance really gave me some relief.

After some time, my friends came back. I heard them whispering "I don't think we should tell her ohh"

"but she's really waiting for the drug"

I was almost unconscious but I know I heard them laughing.

In a few seconds my very mischievous friends walked into my room, laughing out loud.

"He bought you Flagyl ohhh, instead of felvin 😂 😂"

"girl, did you say you were having diarrhea or menstrual pain"

I was shattered. I swallowed my pain that night, and my romance too.

In his defense, I told him the brand name instead of the generic name 😭😭.

That was how I used metronidazole to flush out all the romance from my gastrointestinal tract🤒.