Hips do lie😌

          I remember one time I was asked to anchor a dinner party. The notice was so short and I hadn't planned out what to wear. That kind of planning requires thorough searching on Instagram for weeks and taking screenshots of killer styles, buying chic materials and giving to your tailor, hunting for hot shoes and accessories and a whole other stressful things. And I was just informed days to the event!!! I didn't even have the option of getting from my sisters because I was only free on weekends and the coming weekend was the dinner.
        When I told my lovely friends, they knew we had work to do. I tried out all their gowns and mine but the major problem was behind and I just didn't have the facilities for the gowns 😩😩.
Due to the extreme intelligence and smartness of my friends 😌😌  they suggested we get an artificial bum bum-hips(what we now call bumbum thing).
       We got to the market and all we could find were Kim Kardashians and Niki Minajs😭. How would I explain to people that within 3 days, I woke up and found my bum and hips had suddenly grown, or I was bitten by Toolz and my hips started growing uncontrollably. Parte go scatter 😩.
      Thanks to God, we walked a little further and we were able to find a very moderate hip and bum for my size (God bless the maker). Something that wasn't too obvious, something that would make people say; "ahn ahn! We didn't know you had small bum and hips like this oh" 😏
I was already planning how I'd reply and say "stop na, something that has been there all this while".
      It was the d day, and that was when I realized my hips were unstable 😳, I had to take a certain position to ensure that one side doesn't move up. I could only imagine standing before Rev fathers and my lecturers and my other colleagues with my hips bendingoninown. That would even be more distracting than me being transformed to Toolz over night.
       I decided to take the risk and my friends helped out. While I was on stage doing my thing, at some point, I looked at my friends, and I noticed they all had their necks stiffly bent to one direction. It was our sign. I realised I had to bring up another program, go backstage and shift my hips. Thank God it happened just once .. Pweee🥴🥴 ..
   At the end of the event, people commended me concerning my performance and I also got the chance to tell people ;"ahn ahn, it has always been there nau"
I really appreciate my friends for sticking by me in both thick and thin 😏


Struggles of a slim girl😊