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My first Ponzi (part 2)



Let me explain how this Ponzi works. 
You would be given a specific number of YouTube videos to like and subscribe to depending on the amount you used to register. And each video or task had its worth. So you could only make a particular amount of money each day. The catch was that if you get to refer someone, depending on how much that person registered with, you would get a commission. But this was optional. And there were only particular days when you could withdraw.

 I was so devoted to doing my daily tasks. There was a day my consultant was percussing me and I was so dull, the moment he faced the resident doctors to tell them how unserious the medical students were, I bent down to continue my Ponzi (baba it's business) my colleague saw me and she couldn't control her laughter.

When the date for my withdrawal came, I remember standing behind my consultant in the clinic, trying to activate my account and I mistakenly hit withdraw to the wrong bank. I wish I had just waited till after that clinic.
Immediately, I sent a message to the woman/man quickly, explaining what had happened. I begged these people in the most polite way, I didn't even want them to get angry for one second, (please just send me my money!). 
I couldn't even beg God to help me. "Dear lord, I accidentally joined one Ponzi, please help me get my money". I might just get one heavenly knock.
Well, after some days, I got my money in my wallet, instead of my bank account.
(E Don be)

Fast Foward to today, my withdrawal date. I withdrew the money from my wallet, but it didn't drop into my account, I sent messages begging them to send me my money. And they replied that if I didn't see my money in 72 hours, they would send it to my wallet. was that it? I'll keep seeing the money I can't withdraw?. 
It was like someone just told me, chief, your container just sank. (My chest 😩) 


I just replied to her/him; "thank you ma, God bless you ma". 


(E reach to be sending them morning blessings every morning). 
I think the most frustrating thing about Ponzi is not having someone to hold responsible. You just know your money is at the mercy of someone and they can walk away and get away with it. Initially, the plan looked like they doing me a favor, but now the tables turned, I had to please them so that they would just give me my money.

Well, today I put my phone on vibration in class. And mtn was just playing tricks on me, any vibration, and I'll look at my screen, expecting to see an alert, just to see "Yello, just pulling ya legs".
I even went to meet my junior Reg that was my motivation to complain and tell him 'how my money never show'. At least, lemme start my go fund me as the little Davido that I am 🥺.

Eventually, I got my alert later in the evening.
Praiseeee the lord!
See my whole class rejoicing with me for my coin which was once lost is now found.
I decided to message the head Ponzi to acknowledge the alert before she'll think I'm rude and refuse to send me money next week (my own money oh).
She just replied to me with 'work hard .
I interpreted it as; "if you don't work hard, no money for you next time".

So this is me marketing my Ponzi to everyone reading this post. At least I'm coming out clean.
DM me for my referral link. 

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