My crush finally paid attention to me 😁😁😄

There was this awfully cute senior I had, he was tall, dark, well built and had big dreamy eyes 😍 😍. I used to make jokes with my friends that he was mine, and I would stop at nothing to get him ( in my head that was a very big joke). Sometimes my friends would bring his picture to me, and I would fake unconsciousness or something. It all started as this kind of play until I found myself going through his IG page to screenshot his pictures then I moved to checking him up on Watsapp to know when he was online ( I had already saved his number from a common Watsapp group). This went on for weeks.
      One blessed afternoon, I was busy with my phone when his call came in and I give glory to God for reminding me that he didn't know I already  had his number. When I picked up the call, he started introducing himself, while I had to pretend like I had amnesia for about five minutes. When I finally regained my memory with my heart rate at 200beats per minute  we started having a normal conversation, we talked about many things other than the reason he called, we made some jokes and laughed about it, I felt we had started to build up chemistry. After that call, I officially tagged my self as "in a relationship", I started relating to relationship memes and joined conversations with relationship people. I felt like that call was his proposal 🤧🤧.
     I waited for him to call me for days, but he didn't. I kept  contemplating if I should have been the one to call, until finally he chatted me up one day. We talked about a few things concerning church, the  he finally dropped the question 😱😱. Not what you're thinking. He asked if I had a boyfriend. I said no, and he asked why. I started ranting about how I was waiting for the right person and bla bla bla, I showed him all the green lights that could be seen, and with all his big eyes he couldn't still see it. That was how uncle turned to pastor and started praying for me, he said " well I pray you find the right one soon and that he'll Love you just as you Love him" 😳😲. After saying this, he said he was feeling sleepy and he needed to sleep. I was just there staring at my phone screen, wishing I could undo all that just happened.
    Fast forward to some weeks later, after I had finished grieving my broken relationship and I was already way over him. He messaged me, complimenting a video I  posted of myself singing "I'll definitely marry you if you could play the keyboard too" he said. I sent him a reply saying "thanks, but I'll pass"😌  with a heart rate of 72 beats per minute 😏😎. That was when I realized that he didn't have a nice dentition, and I didn't want to stress my children with braces 🙂😋😌.
    So this wasn't how most you expected this story to go, but you won't blame me, I heard people normally read stories with catchy headings 😅